For starters...

why is Saturday television so horrible? EVERYone is home; whether you're a suburban family stuck with the kids for the day or a single fag nursing a hangover from the night before; everyone is home.

On a Saturday, even if you're working, nobody WANTS to think. YET most everything on television is educational. What the HELL is that. even on the weeknds I have to learn?! I would much rather wake up, roll over my pizza boxes and turn this on...



aaaah sweet bitchery. see? so sooothing